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Hamas TV’s Giant Bee Nahoul Explains the Concept of Negotiations

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Hamas TV’s Giant Bee Nahoul Explains the

Concept of Negotiations

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Interviewer: “Nahoul, today I’d like to teach you the word ‘negotiations.'”

Nahoul: “What?”

Interviewer: “Negotiations.”

Nahoul: “Mmm, great – how delicious. Every day, I eat negotiations twice a day. I put it in my plate… yummy… and I drink… How delicious. “

Interviewer: “You can eat it?”

Nahoul: “Yes… What it is?”

Interviewer: “You can’t eat it.”

Nahoul: “Yes… I mean… What is it?”

Interviewer: “Negotiations is a world that children hear, but they don’t know what it means.”

Nahoul: “Okay, go ahead and tell us.”

Interviewer: “Negotiations means that we and the Zionists will become friends…”

Nahoul: “Huh?”

Interviewer: “It means that we should forgive them for the blood of all the martyrs…”

Nahoul: “Never!”

Interviewer: “We will get half of Jerusalem and they will get the other half – that’s if they agree.”

Nahoul: “Rim, are you saying that a Jew would pray next to me? Impossible!”

Interviewer: “Negotiations means that we will arrest, torture, and kill the mujahideen. It means that 90 percent of Palestine, our land, would go to the Jews.”

Nahoul: “That’s impossible.”

Interviewer: “Are you with them or with the resistance?”

Nahoul: “Am I with the negotiations or the resistance?”

Interviewer: “That’s what I’m asking.”

Nahoul: “Rim, I’m with the… pew-pew-pew… [makes the sound of gunfire] But I won’t do it by myself.”

Interviewer: “With whom? The resistance?”

Nahoul: “Well done, Rim.”

Interviewer: “Well said.”

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