Hamas TV’s Giant Bee Nahoul Explains the
Concept of Negotiations
From MEMRI TV
Transcript:
Interviewer: “Nahoul, today I’d like to teach you the word ‘negotiations.'”
Nahoul: “What?”
Interviewer: “Negotiations.”
Nahoul: “Mmm, great – how delicious. Every day, I eat negotiations twice a day. I put it in my plate… yummy… and I drink… How delicious. “
Interviewer: “You can eat it?”
Nahoul: “Yes… What it is?”
Interviewer: “You can’t eat it.”
Nahoul: “Yes… I mean… What is it?”
Interviewer: “Negotiations is a world that children hear, but they don’t know what it means.”
Nahoul: “Okay, go ahead and tell us.”
Interviewer: “Negotiations means that we and the Zionists will become friends…”
Nahoul: “Huh?”
Interviewer: “It means that we should forgive them for the blood of all the martyrs…”
Nahoul: “Never!”
Interviewer: “We will get half of Jerusalem and they will get the other half – that’s if they agree.”
Nahoul: “Rim, are you saying that a Jew would pray next to me? Impossible!”
Interviewer: “Negotiations means that we will arrest, torture, and kill the mujahideen. It means that 90 percent of Palestine, our land, would go to the Jews.”
Nahoul: “That’s impossible.”
Interviewer: “Are you with them or with the resistance?”
Nahoul: “Am I with the negotiations or the resistance?”
Interviewer: “That’s what I’m asking.”
Nahoul: “Rim, I’m with the… pew-pew-pew… [makes the sound of gunfire] But I won’t do it by myself.”
Interviewer: “With whom? The resistance?”
Nahoul: “Well done, Rim.”
Interviewer: “Well said.”